Things You Probably Did Not Know About Miguna Miguna

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  • Miguna miguna never applied for Canadian Passport but Canadian president requested Miguna to be Canadian Citizen
  • When he was 10 years old, Miguna Miguna decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
  • Mîgûna Mîgûna lost his virginity even before his parents.
  • One day Miguna Miguna did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
  • When Miguna Miguna was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
  • When Miguna Miguna goes to your place to visit you, you’re the guest.
  • The father’s name of Miguna Miguna is Miguna Miguna Junior.
  • Miguna miguna doesn’t keep time; it is time that keeps Miguna miguna
  • One day Miguna Miguna passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Miguna Miguna charged the police.
  • Miguna Miguna helped the nurses when he was born.
  • Miguna Miguna never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
  • Chelsea – When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Miguna Miguna
  • Oxygen needs Miguna Miguna to survive.
  • It is impossible for Miguna Miguna to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Miguna Miguna .
  • In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Miguna Miguna
  • One day Miguna Miguna missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
  • One day Miguna Miguna arrived late at school. The other students were penalized because they arrived too early
  • It’s not Miguna Miguna that doesn’t deserve to win the Golden Ball. It’s the Golden Ball that doesn’t deserve to win Miguna Miguna
  • One day Miguna Miguna taught a child to run. Nowadays this child is called Usain Bolt
  • Miguna Miguna can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Miguna Miguna doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
  • Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears a Miguna Miguna pyjama.
  • Miguna Miguna does not get wet, it is water that Migunas .
  • Miguna Miguna did not choose the name miguna miguna but miguna chose him twice
  • Miguna Miguna makes onions cry.
  • When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request from Miguna Miguna .
  • Miguna Miguna doesn’t scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
  • Miguna Miguna beat Mona Lisa in a staring competition.
  • Miguna Miguna gmail account is gmail@miguna.com
  • Miguna miguna the only guy who can slam a revolving door

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