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- Miguna miguna never applied for Canadian Passport but Canadian president requested Miguna to be Canadian Citizen
- When he was 10 years old, Miguna Miguna decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
- Mîgûna Mîgûna lost his virginity even before his parents.
- One day Miguna Miguna did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
- When Miguna Miguna was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
- When Miguna Miguna goes to your place to visit you, you’re the guest.
- The father’s name of Miguna Miguna is Miguna Miguna Junior.
- Miguna miguna doesn’t keep time; it is time that keeps Miguna miguna
- One day Miguna Miguna passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Miguna Miguna charged the police.
- Miguna Miguna helped the nurses when he was born.
- Miguna Miguna never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
- Chelsea – When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Miguna Miguna
- Oxygen needs Miguna Miguna to survive.
- It is impossible for Miguna Miguna to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Miguna Miguna .
- In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Miguna Miguna
- One day Miguna Miguna missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
- One day Miguna Miguna arrived late at school. The other students were penalized because they arrived too early
- It’s not Miguna Miguna that doesn’t deserve to win the Golden Ball. It’s the Golden Ball that doesn’t deserve to win Miguna Miguna
- One day Miguna Miguna taught a child to run. Nowadays this child is called Usain Bolt
- Miguna Miguna can kill two stones with one bird.
- Miguna Miguna doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
- Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears a Miguna Miguna pyjama.
- Miguna Miguna does not get wet, it is water that Migunas .
- Miguna Miguna did not choose the name miguna miguna but miguna chose him twice
- Miguna Miguna makes onions cry.
- When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request from Miguna Miguna .
- Miguna Miguna doesn’t scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
- Miguna Miguna beat Mona Lisa in a staring competition.
- Miguna Miguna gmail account is gmail@miguna.com
- Miguna miguna the only guy who can slam a revolving door