Omondi Shopping On Valentine’s Day

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OMONDI ENTERS A VALENTINES GIFT SHOP TO SEARCH FOR A PRESENT FOR HIS LADY!!
SHOP OWNER: welcome sir, how may I be of help to u.
OMONDI : Actually im the one who is here to help your business. Do u custod a hibiscus of the genus rosa,
residing in the family rosaceae that emits fragrance to the delight of the human nostrils?
SHOP OWNER: yes we have the rose flower; do u want a single stem or a bouquet?
OMONDI : In bulk please.
SHOP OWNER: Here it is. Anything else sir?
OMONDI : yes, do u possess the regalia that females embed on their lower abdominals to barricade visualization of their front genitalia
SHOP OWNER: sorry we don’t sell jeans
OMONDI : No, the ones that only encases her pelvic area
SHOP OWNER: panty??? Yes we sell panties ……
OMONDI : Omera wewe apana sika meter visuri. I am in pursuit of those sling-like garments with minimal
surface area that obstructs her front genitals but barely encroaches onto her posterior thereby subjecting most of her
rear-end to exposure.
SHOP OWNER: are u asking for “always” sir???.
OMONDI : Omera ile pale si “thong” ama ni kuniusia hautaki ? Leta hiyo ya red as I predict it will easily summon the attention of my organs with ease when my wife mounts it on her pelvic area. apana funga hivyo kama nyama quarter, wrap it omera…

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